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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

No, not a chance

Why did the Soviet Jews hate the Soviet Union?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Just Forget it!

How do I know if he loves me? When he wants me to be his gf he make time for me and send me morning and night messages and done everything to melt my heart. Now I am his gf and he don't treat me that way now.

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Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Will Canadians still buy American products?

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Why are Republicans so afraid of a strong leader like Vice President Kamala Harris? Are they worried if she becomes President she will make them look stupid?

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

In your opinion, what is the worst rock band in history and why do you think they gained a large following?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

share office space ...

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why are the democrats keep insisting that there are more than two genders?

Thumbs down again.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do gun owners feel the need to defend themselves with deadly weapons? Can they not just talk things out like civilized people do?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

So, the docs changed it to read

My friend asked my crush and he said my crush hates me but not in a rude way. What does that mean?

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